In case anyone cares, I'm now a dirty old man.

In case anyone cares, I just turned 50 this past Saturday. That officially makes yours truly a dirty old man. I'd rather not go into what I did other than hit the big five-o to earn this title. (Trust me, some of you already knew about it and it's better off just left at that.) Anyhoo, I guess I'll just have to call AARP and sign up. While I'm at it I might as well check in about a colonoscopy, and maybe a hearing aid. (Eh what was that you said ya young whippersnapper, you want me to shove my foot where?) But it's not all Geritol and bran flakes. In about five years I'll officially qualify for the seniors menu @ Denny's (Trust me, inside I'm doing cartwheels and backflips like crazy. LOL.) But for now, I will just be content to sit here and post stuff here and on Facebook. Until then, I'll see y'all in the funny papers. BYE BYE.